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Mark Palchick - Motivational Speaker -Comedian

Motivational Speaker from Washington, DC - Will travel up to 100 miles

$150 - $1500 per event
Did you ever notice that when a Comedian is pitching their work it sounds like a bathroom posting (for a good time call).

Mark is a comic, motivational speaker and hysterical pontificater. Whether your group is an intimate holiday gathering or a corporate affair with purpose he provides a unique perspective on current events, life in DC, and growing up as an outsider. He has been making corporate groups laugh for over 30 years. He will research your group and provide a comedy performance created just for them. His comedy is never mean (although he does make fun of myself) and it can range, at your choice from Church clean to club clean ( no genitalia jokes, but innuendo and some salty words).

If you want more than just laughter, then Mark can deliver that as well. He is a lawyer with over 20 years experience in major D.C. law firms, a former adjunct professor of law and a trained stand up comedian. A recognized communications and telecommunications expert he has been recognized as a cable television pioneer and a top lawyer for getting deals done. Mark's experience and wit allow him to explain complex concepts necessary for today's businesses to operate effectively with simplicity and humor. Three of his most popular presentations are: How to train your lawyers for fun and profit without wanting to drown them; navigating telecommunication regulations for fun and profit without capsizing in a sea of jargon; and Net Neutrality or Open Internet- What it means for your business.

The Geriatric Prodigy, Mark Palchick is a graduate of the D.C. Improv Five Minutes to Funny and Robert Mac ABCs of Comedy Stand up classes. He is a frequent competitor at the DC Improv's make up party as part of the Festivus Miracles sketch comedy group. He recently he opened for the nationally known the Sklar Brothers at the DC Comedy Loft. He is the winner of the Starr Struck Comedy contest and has appeared in Showcases at: the Westside Comedy Club New York City; The Broadway Comedy Club New York City, Comedy Couch San Francisco, The Comedy Zone Charlotte NC, Wiley's Comedy Club Dayton Ohio. He recently was the featured comic at Shakers on Clark Street in Chicago. In Washington DC he has appeared at the DC Improv, Busboys and Poets, DC Comedy Club, The DC Comedy Loft, DC Comedy, Sotto Lounge, Underground Comedy's Ri Ra and Stand Up Comedy to Go. He is also the owner and principal comic at Comedywalks DC, which provides 90 minute stand up performance with the National Mall and DC iconic landmarks as the stage.

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Please note Mark Palchick - Motivational Speaker -Comedian will also travel to Mount Rainier, Brentwood, Hyattsville, Bladensburg, Arlington, Capital Heights, Capitol Heights, Takoma Park, Adelphi Chillum, Cheverly, College Park, New Carrollton, Riverdale, Suitland, Alexandria, Bethesda, Chevy Chase, District Heights, Oxon Hill, Silver Spring, Temple Hills, Falls Church, Greenbelt, Lanham, Beltsville, Glen Echo, Kensington, Mc Lean, Southern Md Facility, Upper Marlboro.
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