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Top Comedians Near Washington, DC

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Lamont King #AllFunandGames

16reviews

37 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian from Washington, DC

Lamont King was known for many years as "Lazee Lamont" on nationally syndicated morning radio, but he is far from a slacker. His cynical and irreverent persona compliments his nonchalant demeanor. His clever yet conver...

Starting at
$600 per event
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PT Bratton

9reviews

17 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Stand Up Comedian from Washington, DC

With a rich tapestry of experiences as a former Pastor and Military Veteran, PT's comedic genius lies in his ability to connect with a wide range of audiences, making him a perfect fit for corporate events, non-profit ga...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Platinum

17reviews

38 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Upper Marlboro, MD (14 miles from Washington, DC)

Platinum, hailing from Upper Marlboro, MD, is a seasoned comedian with a knack for bringing laughter to all who cross her path. With over two decades of experience in the comedy scene, Platinum has honed her craft and be...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Ella the Spella the Phenomenal, "Masta" Storytella

8reviews

13 verified bookings

Comedian from Woodbridge, VA (21 miles from Washington, DC)

As a former "Class Clown from the 1900's," she realized her ability to entertain, through quick wit and a creative thought process. Whether standing in the grocery store, retail or even the unemployment line, yes, she's...

Starting at
$400 per event