NO BORING LINES
In a traditional birthday party, clowns entertain by twisting balloon animals, doing face-painting and performing magic. It's a great package that every clown offers. But why make kids wait in line 30 minutes for a balloon animal? Another 30 minutes for face-painting? That's not fun - kids want to play!! At my birthday parties...they do! I have traveled to the far reaches of the Amazon universe to discover the most amazing and coolest toys in the cosmos! I have slain the dragon of waiting...
CLUMZY's MAGIC TOY CHEST
Here's what makes my parties sensational: ClumZy's Magic Toy Chest! The children will be thoroughly entertained as they discover and play with amazing toys and games. I've purchased the highest rated toys on the web. Kids will enjoy playing with googly balls, robots, rail spinners, laser tag, puffer yo-yo's, rocket balloons, hand drones, space guns, monster trucks, transformers, race cars, stretch dolls, light up tops, giant beach balls and more...
HOW I PARTY
When I ride into a child's party, floundering on a unicycle, children erupt with excitement! After some goofy play, I have every child pick a number for balloon animals and face-painting. Then they'll play with toys til their number is called. (The birthday child is always first!) They'll be able to easily choose a balloon animal or face painting design, as they're all printed on placards. I make the balloon animals more fun by letting kids personalize them with stickers and markers. I paint free style and with stencils, using professional hypoallergenic paints. I'll include all the children in a comical, interactive magic show. (I'll even call on some adults!) Most importantly, I'll give special attention to your child!
If you want to sweeten the deal, let me make fresh cotton candy or snow cones. I only charge $30 for each. How sweeeeeet is that!
AND FINALLY...CLOSING ARGUMENTS OF WHY YOU SHOULD HIRE
I have 17 years of professional clowning experience and have mastered face painting, balloon animals, performing magic, leading games and making kids laugh. I'm a natural comic who uses spontaneous jokes and ad lib humor to entertain adults. I've also got an arsenal of riddles they'll enjoy. Your child and their friends will be happy and thoroughly entertained. With ClumZy as your clown, you can take a vacation from the children and enjoy being with your adult friends and family. I guarantee a Great Clown, at a Great Price and a Great Time!!