Janet’s World JRP Comedian from Los Angeles, CA

Valentina is not your typical MC—she’s a force of nature wrapped in a fur stole and armed with a teacup full of unsolicited wisdom. Trained as a doctor in the former Soviet Union and reinvented in America as a holistic nurse, Valentina now commands stages, altars, and dance floors with the same intensity she once reserved for field surgeries. Whether officiating weddings, hosting birthday parties, or leading emotionally chaotic corporate retreats, Valentina blends dark humor, raw honesty, and deep soulfulness to create events no one forgets. She blesses couples with dill, diagnoses guests through their dance styles, and inspires laughter that somehow feels like therapy. Fluent in sarcasm, herbal remedies, and three types of ancestral guilt, Valentina is the MC for anyone seeking truth, transformation—or just a beautifully strange time.