Scott Long: Hilariously Clean!

Comedian from Des Moines, IA - Will travel up to 500 miles
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BOOKED 21 days ago

$900 - $6000 per event
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About
Our Best of Gigmasters comedian for 2014 and 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018....Scott's Hilarious CLEAN COMEDY has been seen on NBC, FOX-TV, ESPN, and the Bob and Tom Show! Scott Long consistently gets 5 star reviews from small events to Fortune 500 companies like GE, John Deere, and State Farm. His NON-PROFANITY, but funny show works with any group, which is why Scott was chosen to perform at all-age shows at State Fairs, many Cruise Ships and even the Bass Fishing Championships. His comedic message speaks to how you can grow up in small town Iowa and keep those values... all while performing on all the top stages across the US.

Here's the question you need to answer. Do you want to bring in some comedian with their bias and attitude built from living in New York or California? Scott isn't your guy.
BUT if you want someone who will totally CONNECT with your group, someone who tells hilarious stories about a dysfunctional childhood, being married for over 2 decades and the ups and downs of having 3 kids? If you want someone who can write great custom material about your group? If you would love to have a comedian who will improvise with your group making some of the audience his co-stars? Well then SCOTT LONG is perfect for your event!

Scott's known for his versatility! Company Events, FUNDRAISERS, Roasts, Birthday or Anniversary Parties, etc. What puts Scott above others is how he can customize material for each event and the AMAZING improvisation he incorporates--as he makes the audience his co-stars! There is no better act for a fundraiser, as Scott's poignant story of having a child with a disability connects on all levels. The father of a 14 year old girl on the autism spectrum, Scott does many fundraisers for Special Needs groups, as he's committed to raising money and awareness for people with developmental disabilities. (Helped raise over $100,000 dollars for these groups in just the past 2 years! His latest comedy CD, Good Dad...Not a Great Dad is a big selling standup release which can be found or heard on iTunes, Amazon, Pandora, & Sirius/XM.

Over the past 13 seasons Scott's written Frank Caliendo's comedy sketches for the NFL Pregame show on FOX & ESPN, plus 3 Super Bowls and 2 NASCAR Award Shows. Let him bring his emmy-nominated comedy writing to your event!

Scott's WARNING: Hiring a comedian is not like hiring a plumber. You go for the lowest bid & there's a great chance you could wind up w/someone who isn't funny & even worse--could be offensive in their material--despite their claims. I've been performing standup for the past 20 years, at all the major comedy clubs and have done 100's of corporate comedy events to rave reviews. (see below:) Don't let a few 100 dollars stand in the way of having a great event your attendees will be talking about for a long time. The inexperienced comics on here cause me 2 bring my price quotes down from my regular agency fee so Gigmasters is good for you!

An example of what Scott's professional clean comedy offers. This review was from a show which had an average age of 75 & even one woman over 100.

We hosted a client appreciation event and Scott did a great job in his presentation. Our client list included many retirees up to the age of 97 and Scott was able to relate very well to them. I have received many compliments from the attendees with how much they enjoyed the evening.
Mark Lundberg
Edward Jones Investments

WHAT OTHERS SAY ABOUT SCOTT

I truly respect and admire hard-working entertainers, who are brave enough owl to take on the most challenging gigs and succeed. Whether it's his Fringe show, a major comedy club, a corporate gathering, or in the middle of siding and hot tub dealers at a state fair exhibition hall, comedian, Scott Long, delivers!
Maxwell Schaeffer Morning Show DJ KIOA Des Moines

We hired Scott to perform for our Super Bowl clients in Houston and look forward to using him again at our next event!
Jay of the Indianapolis Colts

DO NOT BOOK SCOTT…..if you hate laughing so hard your stomach hurts! Scott was hilarious! Some of our State Farm events can be a bit stuffy, Scott broke through all of that and had everyone rolling. His improvisation and quick wit was very impressive. So too was the fact that he tailored a lot of his material to our industry. Honestly, I want to host another event just so I can book Scott again.
Justin of State Farm Insurance

Scott presented at our corporate event and was very friendly and accommodating. His interaction and engagement with the crowd was spot on. In addition, Scott was open and willing to be flexible regarding our special event requests which ensured a great and memorable night. Scott is truly a class act!
Andrew of John Deere

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25+ GigMasters Bookings
Responds quickly to client requests
A GigMasters member for 5+ years
One of the most outstanding GigMasters members for 2018!
One of the most outstanding GigMasters members for 2017!
One of the most outstanding GigMasters members for 2016!
One of the most outstanding GigMasters members for 2015!
One of the most outstanding GigMasters members for 2014!

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Scott was a pleasure to work with and a true entertainer. Some of the feedback we received from our HVAC dealers: "Best entertainment ever" "Scott was hilarious and knew his audience" We would use Scott again in a heartbeat. Our customers loved the show! Scott was easy to work with and very prompt with follow-up and follow-through. He was on-time and diligent in understanding our event in order to make it memorable. If you are in need of fun, modern entertainment-Scott Long is the guy to go to.

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Scott was awesome! He was very accommodating to our schedule and easy to work with. He was a great performer and adapted the show to small town Iowa. We loved it! Rave reviews from all 130 in attendance! A+, Scott!

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Scott Long was the perfect performer for our event. From his original proposal to his departure we were impressed with his professionalism, punctuality and delivery. He was willing to accommodate all of our requests, which included three consecutive shows to our employees. His routine was fresh and funny without being offensive to anyone. Scott engaged everyone in our audience, from the young to the well-seasoned professionals, in a way that will keep them talking about his show for months to come. Our President/CEO gave Scott two thumbs up and a recommendation to any group looking for a great entertainer!

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Scott performed at our first ever community comedy night. This event was 21+ and we had a crowd of just over 135. Scott was AMAZING from the moment we booked all the way until he left that evening. Every single person had a wonderful time and said they would LOVE to see Scott perform again. He was able to tailor the event on the fly by interacting with the audience and picking up on our quirky small town vibe. We couldn't have asked for a better comedian! If you have the opportunity to book him, do it! You definitely won't regret it!

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Scott Long: Hilariously Clean!’s Response:

Thanks so much! Had a great time with your group. I pride myself on being able to connect with all ages. I think my ability to do really well for groups like yours is because Growing up in a Midwest town of 12,000 people, I still hold the same values and approach at looking at the world. Say hi to everyone from me!

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Scott arrived early and took the time to get to know our audience, he did a great job of connecting with our diverse mix of employees at our company. Everyone really enjoyed his show and in particular really enjoyed his improvisational skills and his ability to include our employees and managers in his act. I would highly recommend Scott for any corporate events.

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Scott was a huge hit for our first fundraiser on Saturday night! We couldn't have asked for a better event to get our fundraising started. Scott did a great job of interacting with the audience. We had a diverse group in attendance and his show was perfect fit for all - even the ministers in the audience! :) This event was focused on fundraising for education and he incorporated touching stories from his own personal journey as a parent. One audience member stated "he about had you in tears from emotion, then at the edge of your seat laughing!" At the end of the night Scott donated a portion of his merchandise proceeds back to us - what a nice surprise!

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Scott Long was the perfect addition to the Metropolis Superman Celebration! With our first time trying a comedian, Scott exceeded our expectations. He was hilarious and totally connected with the audience. He was a great fit for our unique festival and customized his show by adding some Superman jokes to his routine! He left the audience well satisfied with his witty material. Scott was a pleasure to work with. We would DEFINITELY recommend Scott Long as a comedian for any event!

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Bat Mitzvah

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We just can't say enough about how positive our entire experience with Scott was! He is both the ultimate professional, and REALLY REALLY funny! Scott spent a good deal of time on the phone with us in advance of our daughter's Bat Mitzvah party -- making sure to customize his material to our audience, and getting to know us in advance. This was all above and beyond, and at no additional fee. Our event was a huge success, thanks to Scott. Tons of laughter and good will. "Best party ever" said our daughter! Our audience was very diverse in age, and across the board they all loved Scott and thought he was terrific. He is also a genuinely nice person. Hire him!

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Scott Long: Hilariously Clean!’s Response:

Thanks for the wonderful review! Thank you for letting me be part of such a special event. Your daughter was lovely, as was your whole family. One of the most memorable shows I've ever done.

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Scott was awesome from beginning of the hiring process to the end of his show! He had quick and timely response in planning, answering questions, and flexibility. Most importantly he was a class act performer! With a variance in age throughout our audience, he had everyone laughing some to the point of tears! I would have Scott back without doubt and highly recommend him for any community, corporate, or special event!

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I recently booked Scott for a crop consultant meeting. I had never booked a comedian before so I didn't know what to expect but Scott was very accomodating and was great to work with. Scott had everyone laughing from beginning to end. I didn't give Scott a ton of information on our group before the show so I was impressed how well he connected with everyone in the room, he was a perfect fit for the meeting and exceeded everyones expectations. I would highly recommend Scott for your next event, he would be a perfect fit for any crowd.

(more) Review by . from Sioux Falls, SD on

Scott Long: Hilariously Clean!’s Response:

Thanks Derek. Your group was a lot of fun to perform for. When it comes to Agro-biz groups I'm a bit of a ringer as I grew up in the Cornstalk Ghetto and know that world unlike someone who grew up in a big city.

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PAST EVENTS
FUTURE EVENTS
GIGMASTERS VERIFIED BOOKING
2019
Nov
19
Corporate Function
Storm Lake, IA
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM
2019
Apr
27
Prom
Wellman, IA
12:00 AM - 1:00 AM
2019
Apr
6
Retirement Party
Kearney, NE
8:00 PM - 9:30 PM
2018
Jul
18
Convention
Kansas City, MO
7:30 PM - 9:30 PM
2018
Apr
28
Prom
Ames, IA
12:00 AM - 1:00 AM
2018
Apr
26
Corporate Function
Mankato, MN
7:30 PM - 8:30 PM
2018
Apr
22
Prom
Garner, IA
2:30 AM - 3:30 AM
2018
Mar
9
Community Event
Cedar Rapids, IA
6:30 PM - 8:00 PM
2018
Feb
17
Community Event
Leigh, NE
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM
2017
Dec
31
New Year's Eve Party
Carroll, IA
7:30 PM - 10:00 PM
2017
Sep
12
Event
Breda, IA
7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
2017
Feb
7
Corporate Function
Sioux Falls, SD
7:30 PM - 8:30 PM
2017
Jan
28
Christmas Party
Tama, IA
7:30 PM - 8:30 PM
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Please note Scott Long: Hilariously Clean! will also travel to West Des Moines, Norwalk, Berwick, Johnston, Cumming, Ankeny, Altoona, Carlisle, Grimes, Runnells, Waukee, Booneville, Bondurant, Polk City, Hartford, Mitchellville, Prole, Granger, Martensdale, Alleman, Indianola, Van Meter, Bevington, Elkhart, Dallas Center, Ackworth, Sheldahl, Adel, Colfax, De Soto.
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