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Robert Mac: DC's smartest comedy, profile image
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Robert Mac: DC's smartest comedy

52reviews

87 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Silver Spring, MD (24 miles from Ashburn, VA)

Robert Mac is an award-winning comedian, motivational humorist, and Master of Ceremonies. He was the Grand Prize winner of Comedy Central's "Laugh Riots" national stand-up competition, and has also appeared on "Last Comi...

Starting at
$850 per event
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Platinum

17reviews

36 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Upper Marlboro, MD (40 miles from Ashburn, VA)

Platinum is a native Washingtonian and has been an undercover comic all her life. In 1998, Platinum started getting paid to make them laugh. Her friends, say "She makes them laugh until they cry and wipe the tears from t...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

2reviews

3 verified bookings

Clean Comedian from Baltimore, MD (49 miles from Ashburn, VA)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Mark Matusof

16reviews

27 verified bookings

Clean Comedian from Woodbridge, VA (29 miles from Ashburn, VA)

One of the top comics to come out of Washington D.C., Mark has been described in the press as "funny without being vulgar or nasty" and "going the smarter, hipper direction to the joke." His warm stage presence and st...

Starting at
$500 per event

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