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Robert Mac: DC's smartest comedy, profile image
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Robert Mac: DC's smartest comedy

52reviews

88 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Silver Spring, MD (9 miles from Arlington, VA)

Robert Mac is an award-winning comedian, motivational humorist, and Master of Ceremonies. He was the Grand Prize winner of Comedy Central's "Laugh Riots" national stand-up competition, and has also appeared on "Last Comi...

Starting at
$850 per event
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Sean Sarvis

1review

3 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Accokeek, MD (14 miles from Arlington, VA)

Hello...my name is Sean Sarvis. I am a Christian/ Clean Comedian. I've been doing Comedy over 25 years. I've been on BET's Comicview, BET's Teen Summit and Comedian of the Year for Washington, DC.

Starting at
$600 per event
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Mark Matusof

16reviews

28 verified bookings

Clean Comedian from Woodbridge, VA (19 miles from Arlington, VA)

One of the top comics to come out of Washington D.C., Mark has been described in the press as "funny without being vulgar or nasty" and "going the smarter, hipper direction to the joke." His warm stage presence and st...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Lamont King #AllFunandGames

16reviews

37 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Washington, DC (4 miles from Arlington, VA)

Lamont King was known for many years as "Lazee Lamont" on nationally syndicated morning radio, but he is far from a slacker. His cynical and irreverent persona compliments his nonchalant demeanor. His clever yet conver...

Starting at
$600 per event
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Jason Douglas - The Comedian Company (DC/VA/MD)

25reviews

47 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Washington, DC (3 miles from Arlington, VA)

Jason Douglas (stand up comedian) - Available for corporate events, private parties, fundraisers, clubs, and more. TV & Radio Credits: Comedy Central's Laugh Riots, Bob & Tom Radio Show, SiriusXM Satellite Radio, & TNT...

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Platinum

17reviews

38 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Upper Marlboro, MD (16 miles from Arlington, VA)

Platinum, hailing from Upper Marlboro, MD, is a seasoned comedian with a knack for bringing laughter to all who cross her path. With over two decades of experience in the comedy scene, Platinum has honed her craft and be...

Starting at
$500 per event
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PT Bratton

9reviews

17 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Stand Up Comedian & Clean Comedian from Washington, DC (4 miles from Arlington, VA)

With a rich tapestry of experiences as a former Pastor and Military Veteran, PT's comedic genius lies in his ability to connect with a wide range of audiences, making him a perfect fit for corporate events, non-profit ga...

Starting at
$500 per event
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J.J. Shodé

1review

1 verified booking

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Clean Comedian from Silver Spring, MD (10 miles from Arlington, VA)

I’m a Cameroon and Nigerian comedian born and raised in silver spring MD. I’m only 22 years old but I love to tell my life stories on stage such as surviving a mass shooting. I also bring a unique perspective to current...

Starting at
$300 per event
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Dewayne White - Army Veteran - Standup Comedian

3reviews

7 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Stand Up Comedian & Clean Comedian from Woodbridge, VA (19 miles from Arlington, VA)

Dewayne is a DC-based standup comedian, producer, and standup comedy instructor. He’s a combat-wounded veteran who served in the Army for 23 years. Much of his humor is drawn from his unique take on his military experien...

Starting at
$300 per event
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Adam Ruben

5reviews

8 verified bookings

Stand Up Comedian & Clean Comedian from Washington, DC (4 miles from Arlington, VA)

Adam Ruben is a comedian, storyteller, writer, and molecular biologist in Washington, DC. For over a decade, he has performed at clubs, colleges, and private venues across the country, including at some of the best-know...

Starting at
$500 per event
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

2reviews

3 verified bookings

Clean Comedian from Baltimore, MD (38 miles from Arlington, VA)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Seth Knorr

6reviews

12 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Shippensburg, PA (84 miles from Arlington, VA)

Finalist in three national comedy competitions and selected to perform in the World Series of Comedy. His trending DryBar special “The Correct Answer” was just released. His Facebook page has over 12,000 followers. Sinc...

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James Lawson

51reviews

89 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Richmond, VA (100 miles from Arlington, VA)

James Lawson is "laugh out loud" funny! Corporate events ,night clubs ,private events , religious events it doesn't matter. James lawson is over 19 years of experienced at it all. He specializes in reaching his audience...

Starting at
$500 per event
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The Comedy Hypnosis is Amazing Show

2reviews

2 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Richmond, VA (93 miles from Arlington, VA)

The Hypnosis is Amazing Show is a mind-blowing, high-energy, comedy show that uses hypnosis to bring the laughs. This show is a dynamic blend of high-octane comedy infused with the incredible power of hypnosis. At a t...

Starting at
$1,000 per event
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Coach Tom Holaday

3reviews

8 verified bookings

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Mathews, VA (106 miles from Arlington, VA)

TOM HOLADAY, MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER / COMEDIAN / ACTOR Coach Holaday started working comedy clubs in 1992, inspired by the joy and excitement he experienced getting laughs at high school banquets, assemblies, pep rallies,...

Starting at
$350 per event
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BJCLEARE Productions

2 verified bookings

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Stand Up Comedian & Clean Comedian from Wilmington, DE (106 miles from Arlington, VA)

Belynda comes from a corporate training background and is a well seasoned versatile comedian who can capture the attention of any audience. She high energy, engaging, interactive and absolutely hilarious! Whether it’s pr...

Starting at
$500 per hour
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Gordon Douglas

2reviews

6 verified bookings

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Glen Mills, PA (110 miles from Arlington, VA)

Looking for COMEDY? Good clean Comedy? If you love the Ed Sullivan show, and Comics that don't offend to get a laugh, Gordon Douglas is your guy! What is Gordon like ? Cross the Energizer Bunny with Gilligan and...

Starting at
$1,000 per hour
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

1review

1 verified booking

Clean Comedian from Philadelphia, PA (126 miles from Arlington, VA)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Lamarr Todd

1 verified booking

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Comedian & Clean Comedian from Chester, PA (113 miles from Arlington, VA)

Looking for a hilarious comedian who knows how to keep it clean? Look no further than Lamarr Todd! With years of experience in the local comedy scene and countless performances at comedy clubs, casinos, and theaters acro...

Starting at
$200 per event
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Missy Hall - Comedian/Motivational Speaker

17reviews

28 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Philadelphia, PA (126 miles from Arlington, VA)

Missy Hall is a comedian and motivational speaker with a sharp-witted, universal style that captivates audiences around the country, both in person and virtual! She is adept at calibrating her act to fit PG-13 to R rated...

Starting at
$200 per event
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Corporate Comedian Magician... Mark Robinson

Clean Comedian from Newport News, VA (124 miles from Arlington, VA)

BEST DEMO VIDEO YOU WILL SEE. Mark Robinson is one of the hottest comedy acts in the country. You've seen him in comedy clubs, Las Vegas, TV commercials, and NBA halftimes. His audience participation show has garnered ra...

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Brad Trackman

18reviews

31 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Clean Comedian from Mount Laurel, NJ (137 miles from Arlington, VA)

Brad Trackman is a NYC comic who is universal with his material. Brad just filmed his own Dry Bar Comedy Special which features clean comedians. He has made tv appearances as a featured comedian on CBS's Late Late Show...

Starting at
$400 per event

Leah Renee Stand Up Comedian, Emcee, Host

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Philadelphia, PA (126 miles from Arlington, VA)

Thanks for clicking on my face! - I host weekly comedy shows in Philly & know how to bring up the energy in a room & have great reviews - I'm connected with a huge network of comedians, I'll gladly bring along with me &...

Starting at
$375 per event
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Comedian / Speaker / Master of Ceremonies

7reviews

11 verified bookings

Accepts Online Payments

Comedian & Clean Comedian from Philadelphia, PA (139 miles from Arlington, VA)

Shawn Banks was born in Alton, IL, a small suburb just 20-minutes from St. Louis, Missouri a rocks throw across the Mississippi River. Known for witty observations and dead-on impersonations of many, comedian Shawn Banks...

Starting at
$350 per event
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Justin James - The Bash's #1 Booked Comedy Act!

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Comedian & Clean Comedian from Amherst, VA (139 miles from Arlington, VA)

National touring artist Justin James is the perfect fit for your next event! Do you need an amazing yet clean comedy show, a first rate Master of Ceremonies, Pitchman, or an absolutely fantastic auctioneer? Then look no...

Starting at
$500 per event
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$725

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